Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Good Bunny and Runmumbling Mummy!

Hello x
Well what a day? Mummy was at wibblies fat club this mornign but let me out of the playpen at breakfast and she didn't chase me around to lock me in before she left!Thats twice now-I must have really proved I can be a good bunny when she was at her aerobiscuits class.

She called back happy mumbling that she lost 1.5carrots this week and didnt know how as she had been eating junky food! I on the otherhand have been a healthy bunny again with my diet-well the hula hoops Saturday ngiht choosing tv don't count!

She went out again-leaving me to play so I snuggled on my squishy cushion and snoozed. Mummy came home, shoved something looking yummy in her mouth and put on her running clothes and stinky shoes...well they smell to me, dont think mummy has realised! Mummy was out for nearly an entire 2hours! She came back all hot, sticky and leaking from her skin..I had a good sniff of her socks as she guzzled water...even more quickly than I drink my watermelon juice so she must has needed it! She said she had done lots and lots of runmumbles that covered hills and did 10.25miles...not sure what a mile is but must be HUGE ! (I wonder how long it would take a bunny to do a mile!)

She has washed her fur and eaten her tea and is all flopped on the sofa,I am now in my playpen but I dont mind as mummy gave me some bunny buttons and cubes of watermelon and some fresh parsley!yummy! I dare say in a little while mummy will be making loud grumbling noises as she seems very sleepy...I best find my ear plugs!

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Munching My Reward!

I'm sat under the fishtank table on my squishy comfortable cushion have a munch of some blackberry! Mummy gave me it for being a very grown up bunny when she was at aerobiscuits class. She didn't find any nibbled wallpaper--sshhh don't tell her but I had a little try on a patch I had started weeks ago-but she hasn't realised but as there was no major damage I get my treatie!When she came home I was sat in my litter tray-well a bunny has to do what a bunny has to do!

Mummy is in her pjs and heading to bed soon-she is all tired from binkying about like a loonie...I mean mummy's aren't meant to binky or are they? Saying that she has to get me to go to my bedroom first...*evil bunny giggle*

Does Mummy Trust Me?

Mummy is going to aerobiscuits class soon but she hasn't chased me into the playpen...does this mean I am being allowed to be left to my own devices in the dining room and lounge? She has set me out some toys from my toy box and left me little parcels of parsley...think she assumes I will play with them rather than eating the wallpaper or nibbling mummy's reading books. It's not my fault that Terry Prachett tastes good!

I'm currently under the sofa as we had lots of raining stuff and there were rumbling noises coming from the sky.

Dare say mummy will let you know if I have been a good bunny or whether I've destroyed the palace!

Carrot nibbles, peppermint tea and bunny buttons at the palace from 6.30pm!

Monday, 18 August 2008

Waggle Those Lops! No More Drops!

Woooohoooooooo! I am a happy bunster....went to see Jim the Vet tonight after mummy rushed in from work and put me in my carry box in a rather undignified bunny manner! I found a bunch of basil and some bunny buttons so forgot about protesting!
At the vets we had to wait as another poorly bunny was rushed in-she was called Snow White and had got some straw tangled around her paw and it had got tighter and tighter and was doing nasty horrible things...her little girl two-foot was leaking around her eyes but I let her give me a nose rub which made her smile.
Went into see Jim....Ihad a good sniff and nose around the table...smelt all funny but it was OK....I sat eating bunny buttons whilst Jim checked out my ears and eyes. He said my ears had a little bit of dry debris in but as a good clean bunny that should be out soon and that mummy has to keep bathing my eyes just to help me get rid of the yucky stuff. I have to finish my anti-bi-oticals but I don't mind that...and my fur is getting back to being fluffy too.
This morning before mummy went to work I made her giggle as I showed off my fab football skills. Auntie Louise is going to try to add it to the inter-webby thingee if the spiders let her so I can show you how good I am!Apparently Gumpy was jealous!
Time for Blueberry wheats and bunny buttons and some mummy snuggle time but I msut remember I am not allowed to piddle on mummy's pillow like I did yesterday morning when I was so snuggled and comfortable!
Mummy managed to get my video to work-she must have talked really nicely to the spiders...sorry the carpet is mucky I didnt want to tidy my bedroom!

Friday, 15 August 2008

The Return of the Royal Rabbit!

Hello My Lovely Lagomorphs and two-foots!

What a 6weeks or so it has been-mummy has been on holiday and had a good time but missed me lots and lots and lots!When she came home I sulked at her for a few days because I really missed my mummy despite being well looked after by Aunty Emma and Aunty Maz.

A couple of days after this I started to feel a little out of sorts-at first the vet nurse did a bunny M.O.T and thought it was an anxiety thing because mummy had abandoned me but mummy kept a very close eye on me as I gradually felt worse. She took me back to see Matt the vet who checked me everywhere, put a themometre thingeee in places I would sooner not mention and found my loppy ears weren't well and that I might have crawlie mites irritating. So I've had nearly 4weeks of ear drops where I have battled mummy lots as I didn't like them-they made my ears feel weird, I got very good at sharing the drops with my fur so I look a little deshevelled but mummy keeps grooming me which is making me look better. I also had some yuck anti-bi-oticals which mummy gives me in a nice treatie blueberry wheat. I am very good and take it without fight. I go back to Jim Vet on Monday as he has put some stuff in all mentho-ally to clean the yucky stuff out. I have paws crossed I get discharged-purely for mummys struggling monies.

Mummy hasn't been well either-her brain has been misbehaving and shes been all flopped and sleepie. One night she even forgot to give me my supper-that is so not the way to treat a royal bunny!

Well its nearly blueberry wheat time and mummy will give me a good brush again.

Love to you all x x x

Thursday, 3 July 2008

snoozing and stressing

mummy is busying around in a tizzy-she has been doing lots of washing and packing...she keeps saying she is worried about me and got me to tell her exactly how i want looking after next week when she is away with grandpa and grandma....*humph*-not sure why though i should be going too.....she cant possibly leave me here all by myself....can she?!?!?!?!!?!?


mummy says aunty emma will come and play with me-hopefully monoopoly-im goodat that and that she will tell me off if i eat wallpaper *humph as if i would!* and that aunty emma will cuddle and play before bedtime and make sure im safe. aunty maz is going to come in for morning cuddles and give me breakfast-i said i wanted banana and cereal...depends if im good. mummy has even given aunty maz an entire £5 in human money for me! oooooooo wonder if i can buy something lovely.


mummy and i had a cuddle and snooze today, we were playing and mummy was laid on the beanie bag and fell to sleep...she was making funny noises so i jumped on her belly and bounced....she woke up and was very grumpy with a crumpled face...a mug of coffee stuff soon de-grumpled her...


been charging about tonight and even told mummy i loved her-well i need to make sure she will come home from her hopperdays dont i?!?! i wondered if i had been a really bad bunny but mummy keeps telling me she loves me so i have nothing to worry about...perhaps she will bring me some nice things......


not sure when i will get back on the laptop-mummy taking it with her and not sure aunty maz knows how to let me log on...so will see you in a weeks time....mmmmmmm an entire week with no mummy...party at my place?!?!?!?

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

busy! busy! busy!

well what a week it has been in the palace. i have had a very stressed, tired and tearful mummy but it wasn't my fault this time! on saturday the palace was full of two-foots so i sulked lots as wasn't allowed to charge about *humph* and on friday night mummy totally abanboned me from early monring when she went to work til very very late on friday night-almost saturday morning when she came in with my grandpa. that was strange as grandpa was meant to be doing hoppy birthday stuff with grandma. seems they had been at the big special two foot vet place with my great nana who had something called a stroke.
on saturday i got to meet lots of people ive not met before but i wasnt allowed out to play as far too many feet. grandpa kept giving mummy cuddles, i tried my hardest to make her happy but she was very very tired and didnt even go into work on saturday.
i got lots of fuss and charge about time last night though-and even gave mummy kisses to cheer her up. great nana is now back near grandpa and being looked after by his brother and sister too and mummy says she has to go to the hopsital to see some special vets to make her better...its all very confusing!
mummy has given me a good clean this morning and im now waiting for my blankie to come off the washing line...she put it in the big wet cleaning thing to make it smell all nice....